Monday, 27 July 2015

Who stole my cuppa’ heritage?




 
Today I visited a part of town which has been my backyard, my sanctum for the summer holidays, Grant Road. I spent most of my summer vacations at my aunt’s house, learning the art of crochet, knitting, tatting, embroidery and all those skills which my fingers have long forgotten. She lived bang opposite Minerva theatre. She had a huge balcony on which she had kept a small cot to laze around. I loved that place. It ran through the entire length of the building (something that seems unachievable in today’s property market). Anyways, the focus here is not on the idyllic location or the perfect house or the warmth I felt during the time I spent there. The focus here is on the icon Minerva theatre that loomed large in front of us. I remember watching “Sholay” in there. I remember the Dolby effect of the sound made by the coin when Amitabh flipped it at the end. I remember the magnitude of the place and the waiting room. Days would pass by when I would sit on that balcony, doing my needlework and staring out at the posters. Yes, those painted variety… not the printed ones of today. The larger than life stance of the heroes; the plump red lips of the heroines… all clearly etched in my memory. There was actually a time when I counted those little squares on the façade of the building. Yes, life was that stress free. Now a days, kids don’t know what to do with their time? They have to be entertained. My cousins and I simply had to guess the number of squares and the entire afternoon passed by!
But today, I was shocked as I passed by! This iconic structure, this personal piece of my history, was no more. It has been razed to the ground! Razed! Everything gone! Nothing of any importance has come in its place. Its just a vacant lot… like my heart. People tell me, it happened years ago. I guess I knew it at the back of my head, but it never registered till I saw it. The worst part is, this is not the only thing. A little later, I visited my birth place, Dhobi Talao – Dukkar galli (Damn, I feel so proud while saying it). But that too has changed. Its like as if, someone has pressed a reset button. Quaint 3 floor buildings have given way to 10 floor concrete blocks. The lottery-wala, from whom I have bought many a golden tickets in the hope that luck would change, has been replaced by a fruit-wala! The bakery has become a patisserie! And the chaat-eatery has been converted to a shop selling office-chairs!! Now why would someone do that? How often do we say… lets go buy an office chair as compared to … lets eat some dahi batata puri!! Where is that sweet uncle who used to hand over free chocolates every time I passed by – first as a kid, myself and then with my own kids? Where is the chemist who used to give udhaari? Where is the stationery shop that has been my savior my entire school life? WHERE???!?!?! WHERE HAS MY HERITAGE GONE??!!!!!
My question to you is… what exactly are we handing over to our children? Malls? Multiplexes? Will they ever have those memories that we had while growing up? Will they be able to hangout at the farsan shop or the chaiwala and eat fresh bun maska from the bakery? For my kids, disaster strikes when Subway moves to another location or when Fassos refuses to deliver to our area. I feel for them. They will never know, the simple joys of running down to the bakery in your pyjamas and hearing the crackle of the fresh brun- pav. They will never know how many squares Minerva had. Not the steely gaze of Amitabh for them, nor the toothy grin of Gabbar as they laze and loll about in a sultry afternoon. No sireee! They will probably track Gabbar’s hideout on Google Maps and send a robotic soldier to blow up his arms! 

Monday, 13 July 2015

Bahubali, Bahut Bhalli

 
I know what you are going to say; Oh no! she's back! (just like Arnie promised). but what can i say... life had been pretty mundane and event less for me to write about. It took a gobsmackingly awesome movie to shake me out of my ho-hum-scratch-my-bum existence.

i know what you are going to say; bawi has finally lost it. (just like Robbie promised). but what can i say! once in a while a movie comes across as being genuine... even though it might be larger than life. but when you think of the godly status that is given to certain heroes/ demi-gods/gods/the-one-whose-name-cannot-be taken; you feel... damn... the makers of this magnum opus deserve a round of beers, if not appamms. OK, so basically, today i am going to rave and rant about this larger than life movie, Bahubali. (was it necessary to even say that?)

the movie starts with the usual flowing of testosterone on screen and estrogen in the audience - tall, dark, with dravidian looks, and locks that can make Sunsilk blush, the camera pans rippling muscles and smoldering eyes. Men, dont worry, the fair maiden who steals his heart is shown prancing under waterfalls too. (whatever). so once all the nitty-gritty details of boy-dreams of-girl, girl-hunts-boy, boy-makes-tattoo, girl-makes-love are out of the way, the movie picks up.

i know what you are going to say; is this the same chick who worships the greek god of bollywood? (just like Jaado wondered) but what can i say, for me to even drool over someone other than the green-eyed hunk, means that this conqueror from the Indian Peninsula must have some Chutzpah in him! he owned every frame, every angle and every heart. the frontbenchers clapped for him the backbenchers whistled for him and the ladies (well at least one) swooned.

i know what you are going to say; but what about the movieeeeee???? (just like Arnab asked). what can i say, this movie, in all its magnanimity had just a simple thread running through it. Truth shall win. and that my friends is what got me back on this forum after a hiatus of several months. off late, a lot of changes are going on in this world - countries are going bankrupt; modi is going to pakistan; Parsis are going extinct; and i am going - nowhere. this movie makes the unbelievable, believable. it takes the ordinary and puts it on a pedestal for all to admire. yes, most of it was probably made on the computer screen, but I'll be damned if i dont give credit to the creator/ the visualiser/the boss - the director. considering that we have been constantly fed a staple diet of heroes, who talk to mosquitoes who have allegedly bit his lady love to heroes who stop a bullet with their teeth, the director weaves a magical tale of kings, queens, tribals and war! he doesnt want to preach to the mob, he just shows us that when things do get out of hand, we have to follow our heart and walk on the path less traveled. the second part is all Fast and Furious -  the only difference being, its the man and not the machine that is fast and furious. When Bahubali, knocks down the enemy ranks like nine pins, i felt like whistling. When he gives a war cry to his men who are deserting the battle field, i felt like getting up and socking the guy who had been chatting on his phone during the national anthem. And when he explains the meaning of death to his men, i knew that i had nothing to fear, coz living each day in fear was akin to dying itself.

so yes, Bahubali, bahut bhalli picture thi. if you dig indian mythology, go for it. if you dig men in silken dhotis and rippling muscles, go for it. if you dig cinematography, go for it. and if you dig seeing truth win over lies and deceit, go for it. Hell, on my way back, i could not help but chant - Bhu-balli, Bahu-balli, bahu-balli, on my little two-wheeler chariot! And come to think of it there is a part two coming!!!! Oh great Gods of rassam and sambhaar, please please please make it a trilogy! I promise to be a good girl and not whistle and hoot too much in the theater.